Showing posts with label Motivational. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Motivational. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

Famous "failures" (part 2)

Again I didn't post like scheduled, but I found some news to make it up to you, so after this post in a day or so I will post them. But to our original subject, I think the only person that can stop you from realizing your dreams is you and you only. People will tell you all kinds of stuff because they don't want to see anyone climbing above them. One good example is how everyone is your friend when you tell them "I lost my job", but everyone will secretly hate you and stop hanging around you when you get a raise or a promotion, because you remind them of their shortcomings. 

Life isn't fair but that is a good thing. If life was fair only the rich, handsome, smart people would have the "right" to climb the social ladder. I mean come on look at the Congress, the various politicians all around the world etc... But now it's fair game. You need to use talent and if you don't have talent, use hard work, if you don't want to work hard make some connections that will take you to where you wanna go. There is always a solution to any problem. And if not whining about it won't get you anywhere. So let's see some more people that climbed the ladder ignoring everyone else.

When he was young, he did very poorly in grade school, so poor that his teachers became clueless in improving his grades. He was the greatest English mathematician of his generation and one of the greatest scientists the world has ever known. His name was Isaac Newton.
He was turned down by Toyota Motor Corporation during a job interview as engineer after WW2. He continued to be jobless until his neighbors started buying his home made scooters. Subsequently he started his own company. His name was Honda Soichiro. His company is now the world's largest motorcycle manufacturer and one o the most profitable automakers, leaving GM and Chrysler behind.
During his childhood, he dropped out of junior high school. He was persuaded to come back and was placed in a learning disabled class. He only lasted for a month before dropping out of school forever. He has won 3 Academy Awards and ranks among the most successful filmmakers in history. His name is Steven Spielberg.
When he was a boy his teacher told him that he is too stupid to learn anything. When he set out on his own he failed 9000 times (or as he said "I found 9000 ways of how not to make one) to make the first working light bulb. He is considered one of the most prolific inventors in history holding 1,093 U.S. patents to his name. (Tesla did help a lot though). His name was Thomas Edison.
He failed the 6th grade. However that never stopped him to work harder. He strived and eventually became the Prime Minister of the Unite Kingdom during the Second World War. He is regarded as one of the most important leaders in Britain and world history. His name was Winston Churchill.
His aunt Mimi said he would never make a living playing guitar. They were turned down by a recording company who said "we don't like their sound, guitar music is on its way out". People know them today with the name The Beatles.
 A failed soldier, farmer and real estate agent, at 38 years old he went to work for his father as a handyman. He did not need or want the presidency and entered the White House with considerable reluctance. His name was Ulysses S. Grant.

So i you never failed, never took chances, you never lived. Finally a video I found that will teach you one or two things. Next time someone tells you it's impossible, you can't do something, you are daydreaming and you better come down and touch the Earth again remember this video:
And this video:

 And finally in a world where the people "Up there" want US stupid say no. Keep on thinking, keep yourself up and remember that if some of us didn't make the impossible possible we 'd still be in caves and think Sun is God and the earth is flat. Charlie Chaplin one of the greatest comedians in mute movies talked in the next video and all his wisdom became apparent. Till next time... Farewell.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Famous "failures" (part 1)

The worse problem with people that are stupid is how they put down others with their actions and their words. If they were left to their own devices our world would have been very very different... In a bad way.

It takes a stupid person to put you down, but it takes a smart person to continue following their dreams. Here is a list of the people that bypassed people that couldn't appreciate their talent, dedication and hard work:

He did not speak till age four and did not read till age seven. He was "mentally slow, unsociable and adrift forever in foolish dreams". His parents thought he was mentally retarded. His grades in school were so poor that his teacher asked him to quit, saying "You will never amount to anything". His name was Albert Einstein. In 1921 he won the Nobel Prize in Physics. He was regarded the most important scientist of the 20th century.
He was told "Boy, who you kiddin? You can't slam no ball". He was cut from his high school basketball team, went to his house, locked himself in his room and cried. In 1992 he played summer Olympics with the original Dream Team. His name was Michael Jordan. Probably the only man that could fly.
He gave up his Medical career, his dad told him, "You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat catching". Even today many don't agree with him but he became the father of modern Biology and the founder of Natural Selection as means of evolution. His name was Charles Darwin.
He handled the violin awkwardly. His teacher called him "hopeless as a composer". While completely deaf he wrote five of his greatest symphonies. His name is Ludvig van Beethoven.
Disneyland was rejected by the city of Anaheim, he was bankrupt several times and said that all our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. His name was Walt Disney.
He received no more than 5 years of formal education throughout his lifetime. When he grew up, he joined politics and had 12 major failures (his sweetheart died and had a nervous breakdown) before he was elected the 16th President of the United States. His name was Abraham Lincoln.
 A Harvard University dropout, started his company by buying the software technology from "someone" for only 50$ back then. He was no good in grammar, civic studies and other subjects, ignored physical training, but not because he was among these kids. He revolutionized personal computers and founded the company today known as Microsoft. His name is Bill Gates. One of the richest people in the past 10 years.
 In 1947, one year into her contract, she was dropped by 20th Century Fox, because her producer thought she was unattractive and cannot act. That didn't deter her at all and she kept on going, eventually recognized by the public as the 20th century's most famous movie star, sex symbol and pop icon. Her name was Marilyn Monroe.
Can you imagine if these people had their wings cut off by the stupid people that couldn't recognize them how different OUR life would be? But there are more.... On part 2!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Signs for dumb people (part 1)

It's Saturday so I will make a post mostly with pictures to make it easier to go through! I found some signs that are clearly or dumber people than my previous post concerning safety signs! So here goes:

I can paraphrase to: Old Dumbass, Young Dumbass, Several Stupid Dumbasses. Makes more sense now right?

No comments...

 Really? Now I have to teach my dog to read too... Man come on...

And if someone actually gets burned I also have a sign for them: "Warning This person is extremely stupid".

Thanks bro, I was wondering if I should stab every stupid person I see...

 I assume it originally said:"My Boss told me to change, so I did". I like the addition though!

Lol... I hope this is a joke! If you can't see the small letters it reads: "If we're not careful, who will fund our social security?"

I can only imagine what has happened before so they had to put that sign on...

So if you want your child to follow a career in the Circus you just found the way to do it... This blog works or you my readers... I have a solution to all your problems... And a problem for your every solution but that's another topic..


Honestly I think they have a sign for everything imaginable...

And in case you wonder where your ex-wife is working...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Famous last (dumb?) words

I always liked these and I found some on the interwebs. 

Thank the universe Bush isn't the President any more... I can so picture him saying that...

Do I really have to say anything here? I still try to figure out how he got up there!

BOOM HEADSHOT?

No Pandas were harmed in the making of this picture...!

"RUN MOFO RUN!!!"

Chris Rock: "Have you seen in circus men that put their heads inside a tiger's mouth? And when the tiger bites him everyone screams: The Tiger went crazy!! Actually the Tiger went Tiger..."


Hint: Favorite movie of many women...

And some more:

"Niiice doggy!"
"Don't worry the gun isn't loaded"
"Hospital? I am ok I tell you!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"It's bullet proof! Here, shoot me!"
"Cut the red wire! It's always the red!"
"Aaaw so cute... I wonder where its mom is..."
"huh... this tastes weird..."
"Haunted house? I got to investigate!"
"I told you there are no monsters/ghost!"
"Do you hear that too?"
"Lets split up!"
"What mines?"
"God will protect us!" (I just had to..."
"Of course it is safe"
"Don't worry they don't bite"
"I 've done this before!"
"I think they lost us!"
"Is it dead?"

Making fun of Chuck Norris I hope I wi...