Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guns. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Pro gun logic in a brilliant comment

Honestly I don't get the whole deal with guns. Maybe my dick is above average and I don't have the need to own 500 guns just to own them. The gun nuts claim that they need guns because in the constitution it says they are useful in case the government tries to take advantage of them (lol). I bet the government with their ballistic missiles, drones and predators are afraid of your assault rifle or your handgun... This s what you look like to the government when you wield your gun:


Honestly I can make more fun of you all but I am kinda busy so here is the post and the epic comment:


Am I sad she lost her life? Of course. It's a tragedy. But the comment is epic nevertheless. Was she her fault for leaving an unattended gun with ammo in it that was not secured in the reach of her toddler? You would think so.

So till next time stay safe and try not to win more Darwin Awards... It's a shame. 


Saturday, January 28, 2012

Newspaper Headlines

Anytime I am about to make a new post Murphy's Laws come into play and I miss the deadline... Now I am sick in bed but that won't stop me from showing you something really funny. Being in PR I try hard to make my stories appear on newspapers or magazines. Can someone explain how these got published:
 Can I have his number please? I want to recommend him to my enemies... 

I thought his main problem was that others were playing with his balls...

More or less what Greece does... Getting a loan to pay another loan to pay another loan to pay another loan to pay another loan...

 Let me know when you find something...

My advice: When you camouflage something make sure that your allies can find it after you are done...


...You don't say...

Caskets at a mausoleum?? This is madness!

Next time you are a pain to someone else, remember that you risk your life...

 Dr. Obvious reporting for duty...

No rainbows and little ponies? 


./facepalm


Wow he and his ehm... dog, look a lot alike! I think?


Now that's just rude...


Taken from: http://www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx