Mainstream Media and Fake News

I think there was never a media narrative so outrageous and against free speech than the one about "fake news". When they lost the elections by smearing Trump in any way possible, they realized that they can't control the internet with propaganda like they did with the TV and radio. Most of us can actually double check and fact check (politico and snopes are so left leaning you can more or less say they are faker than fake news) the info out there. Many liberals and center left people like myself was tired of listening to Hillary's identity politics, the whole "well she is not great but better than Trump" or "yes sure she has many scandals but Trump said the f word" and finally something that disqualifies you as a candidate like this:

Ignore the dramatic take and concentrate on what she says and what the US general at the end says. So I am like "Hillary... yeah... no". I don't really fancy getting involved in WW3 while the aliens laugh at our stupidity. I said as a joke in the past that in another time line Hillary won and Trump and his cabinet came back to the past to prevent her from becoming the president and start WW3 that would wipe us out.

So of course the media spin the story as to "Would you trust Trump with the nuclear codes?". I wouldn't trust Hillary with my dirty laundry let alone the nuke codes. So Trump and the right embraced the term and started throwing it back to the media. It was hilarious. That was the MSM self destruct with the term they invented. If people don't research you cannot come and say "hey we ll research for you". That's censoring the other side. Everybody has an agenda. I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me what's going on unless I research it myself. Remember the polls?

 Now the same MSM hold polls saying nobody likes or agrees with Trump and many non issues. We are supposed to believe any of these with your credibility destroyed? What happened as I said earlier is many people that had at least 3 brain cells working got turned off by the left and moved to the right. Liberals are on the right nowadays. Dave Rubin? on the right. Sargon of Akkad? on the right. Many youtubers that used to hate the right are now there. Kinda obvious why if you ask me. Also the whole war about white males being the devil... Good job alienating everyone. 

There is so much I can say about instances the MSM fucked up so I will just post them here since I tend to post them all the time on facebook. Take a look at them and ask yourselves. Why we even watch these people?

 Remember when the media kept exposing Hillary and her lies? oh wait...

Also remember the whole golden shower thing with buzzfeed and CNN? Search google with this: "buzzfeed gets trolled by 4chan". You know most of what the media say is bullshit. Reporting like this: "anonymous sources, people say, allegedly, intel, etc" when no one is taking the blame or responsibility I am sorry but I cannot believe you. That's like saying my cousin's mom heard from her friend's father, that the daughter of the mailman said that his ex was cheating on him with his ex's bf when... and so on. Be smart about it. News is not gossip. You have (at least for now) google and myriad of other search machines where you can research everything you hear and read. Use it.

Pro gun logic in a brilliant comment

Honestly I don't get the whole deal with guns. Maybe my dick is above average and I don't have the need to own 500 guns just to own them. The gun nuts claim that they need guns because in the constitution it says they are useful in case the government tries to take advantage of them (lol). I bet the government with their ballistic missiles, drones and predators are afraid of your assault rifle or your handgun... This s what you look like to the government when you wield your gun:

Honestly I can make more fun of you all but I am kinda busy so here is the post and the epic comment:

Am I sad she lost her life? Of course. It's a tragedy. But the comment is epic nevertheless. Was she her fault for leaving an unattended gun with ammo in it that was not secured in the reach of her toddler? You would think so.

So till next time stay safe and try not to win more Darwin Awards... It's a shame. 

Aunt doesn't like hugs I guess

Since it's near Christmas I thought I d warn you to avoid hugging people before you are sure they are not psychos. This poor excuse for a human being for example:

(I don't include the page since I don't want to promote someone over someone. It doesn't matter because it's a news story not an opinion)

I do find it funny that it took 4 years for the case to be resolved. Also let's say you win. What's the point? Alienating your sorry ass from the family for I don't know how many dollars? I guess it worked out ok since now you are also alienated, with your reputation gone and with legal fees on your dumb face. Most of the times Karma doesn't win but when it does... It's fucking sweet. 

I kinda feel sorry for the jury that had to go through the whole thing... I bet when they heard the case they were like "Ehm, innocent, can we go grab something to eat now and make fun of her?" Or imagine the Judge's face reading the case... "Hahahaha, man someone must be pranking me. Jack did you send that fake case? It's Hilarious! What? You didn't? It's real??? WTF?"

So if I don't write another post, have a great Christmas day and be aware of those vicious huggers. They are apparently dangerous if you are retarded. Till then:

PS. This is an old news story. It probably happened some month ago.

Facebook Page Posts

Honestly the easiest way for this blog to make you laugh is Facebook posts and most of the time the comments that people make are from hilarious to "are you fucking kidding me?".

So if you wanna lose faith in humanity I will update this blog from now on with Facebook posts and comments. If you are a page that wants to take down the post let me know (although I doubt there is a law about it, forbidding me from posting a public post).

So lets start with this marvel of human ignorance:

I don't know if you are a guy or a girl reading this but if you have any experience in the dating department there are no uncomplicated people. If you think you found one you probably have no idea judging personalities or have an IQ of an amoeba. As I said in the comment (yeah thats me) there is no single guy that ever bragged about dating an uncomplicated women, because no guy ever dated one (unless she was a trans-gendered woman, with a guy brain, but that opens another can or worms). Women is universe's Rubik's cube. Looks fun, but try to solve one that has 10x10 sides and most of the time doesn't want you to solve it because it will call you a patriarchy drone that wants to enslave her or something along these lines... 

Although I am against 99% of Elite Daily's posts, they are hilarious and the authors are probably trolls that just want you to start insulting them for being ignorant so they can make money from the clickbait they post. 

So next time you are thinking wow she is such a mature and uncomplicated either stop the LSD and weed or check if she is so nice to you because she is cheating on you. Men have 2 modes most of the time so we are fairly uncomplicated compared to women. Hungry or Horny. So if you see us without a boner make us a sandwich and we ll love you for ever. And even then we don't understand each other mainly for reasons I will post in the future...

Funny iphone messages (part 1)

I always say that when you do something stupid, at least don't leave evidence behind. Meaning if you are a bit not sure about your intelligence, stay away from cameras, mobile phones etc... Anything you do or say can and will be used against you... I am sure some of you after a party you can't sleep just because you don't remember what you did last night and there were cameras flashing all over the place... So you don't want to be tagged in some facebook photo trying to kiss a 60 year old woman...

Have no fear. Apple made it possible to take screenshots of your phone! This combined with the HIGHLY (ehem...) sophisticated auto correct... equals lots of win (and fail for those involved). But I know most of you will say that I blame technology for our mistakes. And you are of course right. I will also post some messages that even blaming the auto correct function won't save them face... So here goes!

I really hope this wasn't intended as a phone interview because you just fucked up... On another note you might make some money from suing Apple... Who knows!

Well one way or another... you need to get your protein right?

No idea if I should laugh or be disgusted..?

I 'd probably perform Harakiri after this...

Whoever send this, I only have one word for you... Respect!

Hey bro... every day it's vagina day... for more reasons than one... But you can't get a vacation all the time!

Don't you just hate it when you have a bad case of the manboobs especially on Monday?

You started it! Although I don't get why fucking her brother is worse than fucking the other girls boyfriend... I don't get women... Hell they don't get themselves most of the time...

Iphone is retarded...

Imagine the phone finds more likely to use the words crack pipe instead of Creme pie...

And they call me cocky...

More tomorrow!

Chain stupid e-mails

Dear Lord, from the moment internet became popular so these stupid chain e-mails. After a bit they became comments and then videos and then they are everywhere like the plague! And people actually believe them! And then they send them again and again! I will show you the most popular chain letters I have researched.

SAVE A CHILD

I love this one. The chain e-mail about the child that has no legs, hands, eyes or whatever.Lives in the far land of Bankistanistorloughstanand every time YOU send this magical chain e-mail to as many people as you can he/she gets a dollar! 

In case you have no idea about how the interwebz works... you can't check how many times this e-mail has bounced since it follows a pyramid pattern. Meaning one person sends it to 40 people and these 40 send it to another 40 and so on. This means that the imaginary sick child won't get any dollars this week. If you feel you want to help you need to reach in your pocket, get off your ass and donate some money to people that need em. Sometimes in the end of the e-mail it says that this helps your karma... Right...

MAKE A WISH

This one is for those that think that their PC is a magic lamp and if you do certain stuff their wish will come true. The e-mail says to make a wish and if you send it to 40 people in the next 23 hours 41 minutes and 23 seconds your wish will come true. And if you don't, an evil pokemon will appear and eat your cat...

Do I even have to explain why anyone that believes this is stupid? If you believe in stuff like that then if you also rub a guy's "magic lamp" then make a wish because the Jinn will come out... sometimes faster than you can make a wish... Premature wishful thinking I guess?

THE CURSED ONES

These most of the time have no subject and all they want you to do is send them to as many friends as you can. The twist is that they are "cursed"and if you read even 3-4 words you need to keep reading them or something horrible will happen to you! These are often posted in youtube or facebook as comments that you need to repost. What's funny about these are that they even have proof! For example, someone that didn't send it or deleted it woke up with no hair on their teeth! Or someone ended up waking up in Sahara desert...  Don't laugh I have recieved way too many of these because I am sure people actually believe these... If you read it on the internet it must be true right?

CHINESE SOMETHING

This is a new one I keep receiving lately. It says more or less that you can't buy some stuff with money and also that this has traveled around the world... wait for it... not once, not twice... but 8 times! And you know how hard this is with e-mails! I am impressed already, but wait it gets better. This CHINESE e-mail has its origin from where else? Exactly! Holland!

 It continues by saying to send it, NOT MONEY, (send money to me instead o it) and don't keep it for more than 96 hours. Luck travels with the internet stupid! That's why we are so lucky nowadays I guess?This message has been send from some dude from South Africa... Wait I thought the chinese mail was from Holland, not South Africa... I am confused... Also if you do this luck will arrive in 4 days... I guess it needs lot's of bandwidth to download... And then it goes on on how some people got their luck and some didn't. Everything with proof of course... Like everything else on the internet!

THE REAL OLD ONE

 This chain e-mail was first send back in the 1920s... We might not have internet back then but if the internet says so, who am I to say I don't believe it?

Bottom line, there are many variations of these stupid e-mails. I don't care for them so stop sending them to me. If they were true I would have lost my mother 5 times now, lost 3 of my legs, I would be blind, go to hell 13 times, got eaten by angry pokemons 10 times and so on.

Why all these chain e-mails? Gullibility, stupidity or e-mail mining from smart marketers that want to bombard you with spam. When these get send 5 times and each mail has 20 contacts it's around 100+ e-mails. Wonder why you get so much spam? That's why.

If you read my blog you will have lot's of luck and money. If not I will send you care bears to eat your brains. 

Internet scams for dumb people

I have a saying in life and that is:

"Everybody deserves what they get"

When someone approaches you in the road and tells you "hey bro I found a million dollars and I wanna share it with you", will you believe him? I would suppose no, although I might also be wrong, with the foolishness of some people...Since 1997 or so where internet really entered our homes people are becoming victims of scams all over the world. Internet helps more, than in the old days where cheating someone off his sweet money, took time and energy and it was nerve wrecking for the con artists. Now it's easy. You can scam millions literally and all the time it takes is some copy pasting and sending some e-mails.

In case you didn't know, Eiffel Tower selling was one of the best scams for con artists back in the day. Someone would approach you and tell you that all the scrap metal from it, could be bought in a very reasonable price. You won't imagine how many people believed it and bought the Eiffel tower time after time. Why the scam never reached the rest of the people? Well you can imagine the dude that bought it going to the police and telling them "Ehm... OK, don't laugh and don't take me for a fool but someone tricked me and I thought I bought the Eiffel tower off him...". You can imagine the public humiliation back then, because of the small societies and  social cycles.

But let's see some of the best scams today that idiots fall prey to!

Nigerian Scam

This is around since 1920 or so. Back then they used letters and it has stripped people off millions. How it works? Some "prince" tells you that he wants to transfer some millions off his accounts because his evil uncle is trying to kill him or whatever and he needs your help to do so (since you are so famous). Soon after you agree, he ll start asking you to pay small fees for the supposed transfer, bribing officials and so on. Bottom line when you are left with no money in your bank account you realize something is wrong. Congratulations! You can now join the ranks of probably thousands of dumb asses that lost their money this way. There are many versions of this scam but you get the general idea. 

Lottery Scam

This is more or less a variation of the previous one where someone (that is probably smarter than you), sends you a very detailed letter from a supposedly legit lottery company and informs you that you won some million dollars! Sounds legit right? I mean winning a lottery you don't even took part at? You must be very lucky!... or very very dumb if you believed it. Same as before, for the transfer to be completed you need to pay fees and so on. Now I bet you never asked them why they can't pay it from the money you won or for them to pay it and you will pay them back when you get the money beats me. Again if you fell for a scam like this stay away from Vegas.

Phishing Scam

This is one of the best scams and if you don't pay much attention your accounts and credit cards are at great risk. Hot it works? Someone sends you an e-mail saying your account (Facebook, paypal etc) has been stolen and you need to log in to it so you can get it back. Then they ask you for a full form with your info from a site that looks like the ones I mentioned but if you look closely at the address it has some spin off of the original address. What you really do is providing them with your full info, some times even your credit card and they just have to move fast and make a fool out of you (facebook for example, assuming you don't make a fool out of yourself every day), or steal your credit card or bank account and go into a shopping spree with your money. My thoughts? Social engineering, because there is no patch for human stupidity!

Work at home scam

I bet all these ads everywhere saying you can make thousands from the comfort of your home sound pretty sweet right? I bet you thought you are smarter than the rest of the population that we must drag our asses off to work everyday. You found the system man! You are Da Man! No you are not. This is another classic scheme. This works mostly with a pyramid structure. Someone on the top found some way to make money with you actually making the whole work. Now add 10 people and from these people add 10 more per person and so on and it can get pretty sweet... for the person on the top and not for you. 

 You spend all day clicking on ads, watching commercials, sending e-mails, having some bar on your browser and playing games and so on and you start by making 1-2 dollars each day and you feel good about yourself. And you say, I have to get more referrals to get 10% off each of them and so on and so on. Sooner or later you end up with an account of 100 dollars and you try to get those hard earned money only to realize that nothing happens after 2-3 months that you requested for them! Congratulations again!

You feel bad for the people that got scammed? Don't be. This is how economy works in the first place. You can't become rich without fooling some dumb asses. Stock Market, Euro Zone and so on.

My final advice is, if something is too good to be true, it probably is, so leave it alone.

And in case you don't care about your money donate em to me. 

Stupid Interview Questions

Just a small update before the Santa post taken from the oatmeal page!

He probably means Panda bears. Which by the way don't have sex because they are shy. Would you have sex when someone is there watching you? Actually... never mind.

It's funny because it's true... Or it's true because it's funny... OK, I got confused!

 "My weakness is that I am too perfect". You don't believe me? More or less this is the most common answer that people on those books tell you to respond. "Perfectionist".

 There is no need for that anymore. Most HR Managers friend you under an alias on Facebook and check your profile thoroughly.

After the interview finished I send them a thank you bomb! Silence! I kill you!

Woman's logic... (part 1)

Since my last post was a bit insensitive to men, I think it's time to fix this. I will now be insensitive to women. I love women. Well OK, most of them, but it's hard as hell to understand them sometimes. Add to that, the "difficult" weeks of the month and you have the DaVinci code set to God mode difficulty.

What I mean? Most of you interact with women daily. Some of you don't. When was the last time you had a woman call you out of the blue maybe at 2 in the morning and start saying something with such a dramatic tone of voice and so much passion and emotion that you think it must be the end of the world? And since you have a job you were probably sleeping by that time. She called you at 2 in the morning... So it must be important... It isn't. And this is because this happened to me last night. But let me explain...

Women always say that their intuition and emotional compass is extra-ordinary compared to men. Yet when they get into a relationship (most of the time with the wrong person), they forget that intuition. You have probably all heard this:

"I can't stand him anymore... He is abusive/jerk/arrogant/etc, and he cheated on me/flirts with other girls/etc."

Now any guy will make the mistake of giving advice. Because that's what we do when we talk to each other. We discuss a problem so we can solve it. Women don't do that. They discuss a problem to get sympathy and get it out there. They don't let something like logic ruin their day...

So when I was younger I'd say: "Well break up". And the answer back then would make me go "WTF?" but now I don't get any answer because when a woman tells me something I go like: "I see, hope you 'll be OK..." . (To the women that know me, I don't do that with you... I really care... Really!...")

And what is the answer all men get? Either "I 'll break up with the pig" and the next day you will see them together smiling... Or "But he is a nice guy..." translation for the women illiterate "He is good at sex" or "Who wants to be single, it took me 2 years to find his dumb ass".

Thing is I don't mind women coming to me with their problems... I have many people to direct them to. Jesus is one of them but even he has some tolerance levels. My problem is the timing and that women that know me should know that I don't care about their sex life... unless it includes me of course. I care if they are healthy and... well at least OK psychologically, but telling me why their loser boyfriend is a jerk and next day they are OK... Not my style. I have more important things to do... Feed my lizard, give a haircut to my turtle, catch up with the latest news in Madagascar and so on...

So here are some things I heard and read on the Internet that have women's logic all over them.

"Capre Diem" on her Facebook status... Playing Farmville 10 hours every day...

What you play WoW (World of Warcraft)? Loseeeeer!!! Then go and play Farmville for the next 10 hours...

Girl beats you up at something, then says "Haha you got beaten by a girl!!" 

Equality between men and women. "He pays for everything though".

Posts on Facebook: "I am so mad right now!!!". Someone asks "why?". Her response... I don't wanna talk about it...

Men bond over women... Women also bond over other women... Like this:

Dave Chappelle the comedian said this: "Me and my buddies see this girl outside a bar and she looks fine... Not in the traditional way... Half her ass is hanging out of her skirt, her boobs are mashed together popping out of the turtleneck and one of my buddies screams: OMG look at those titties! The girl of course comes there and says that just because she is dressed that way, it doesn't make her a whore. And Dave says... that she is right... just because they dress a certain way it doesn't mean they are a certain way but women you have to understand, that it is fucking confusing.

Imagine me, Dave Chappelle walking down the street in a cop uniform. Someone might come up to me and say "Thank God officer, come with me, please help us." And I 'd say "Ooooh just because I am dressed this way, does not make me a police officer"... So girls this is what happens when you wear a whore's uniform... We get confused."

So when you go out dressed in a way that you know men will notice you... Ignoring them just to feel well is just wrong... 

I actually thought I 'd finish this in one post but you are in luck... I won't. 

"But you only made one post for men... You are a sexist pig!"

Sue me...

Types of guys that don't get laid

Dumb people are all around us. We have already established that. But there are categories of dumb people. First off there are men and women. Stating the obvious is always fun! Now the men... When it comes to relationships and flirting and whatever they have gotten so brainwashed from TV that they think this is possible:

Sorry to break it to you bro but... it isn't. So men thought that they found the solution! Infiltrate enemy territory, get them to trust you and strike!... at some point... when she will be ehm... I don't know we 'll see. Now personally I don't give a damn. More women for the rest of us. But dudes you are feeding them with false info on what men really are. 

So me and my friends have categorized these... men into the following species:

THE CABBY:

Come on don't tell me you haven't seen those? Look at every table, bar stool when you are at a club or wherever and you will spot em at once: For every four women there will be at least one man. Why? Because he is their... wait for it... DRIVER! Now variations do apply. For example the sports car owner with just one seat, or if two of the girls live in different parts of town there will be two drivers and so on. Now if you see 3 men for 4 girls that's just wrong...

So who are these men. These men go out with women and drive them around and they feel good about themselves when they tell this to other people "Dude I was out with 4 chicks yesterday, I had a great time! One of them also kept hugging me and dancing with me". Now to a man that has an idea about women that comment would have made him drop on the floor, and start laughing. But what he didn't tell you is that when he got home he pet'd the big Cahuna and then slept with a tear in his eyes... 

So how dumb can you be? A girl will probably call you and tell you to go out with them when you have a car. We all know this. I had friends that no women would speak to them... up to the point they got a car. And then one of those women got bored of having to share him so he got into a relationship with him. But she tends to be the least attractive of the group or... the girl that lives further away from the rest. At least when you are out have fun. Don't sit in the corner while they are having fun. Bring your buddies or flirt with other women. Or even with the girls that are with you.

Solution? Next time they call you to "have fun". Do something else. You didn't stand a chance anyway. You should have made a move the second time you got out with them.

THE GOODNIGHTER:

I kinda feel bad for these men. They are dumb but they are also dreamers... They are the men that will go out with a girl and they hope or think that the girl will magically fall for them if they (men) be proper gentlemen or good guys. But as we all know good guys finish last. And so what happens is that these men become good friend with the girl and they go out and have a good time and when they reach the end of the "date" the girl leans and gives him the kiss of death (on the cheek) and says the dreaded word... "Goodnight". If he is lucky he ll get two kisses! 

How to spot em? Look everywhere you go for men and women hanging out but they don't kiss or express any feelings. The girl might have nothing better to do that night and she thought it's better to go out with him (especially since he always pays) and check some guys out rather than stay home today.

Solution? Stop being a good guy and learn a thing or two about women from your friends that actually get laid. Stop being the easy solution to every girl's whim.

THE CARE BEAR:

This man is the best thing that can happen to a woman. Boyfriends might leave her, abuse her and so on, but not this guy. This is the best friend, the buddy, the guy that knows all her secrets. Difference is that he never gets laid. He is the guy that has heard so many times "I see you as a friend" that he has actually believed that this is a good thing. "Someday I ll get her", this is his motto. He is the guy that the girl will tell him about her new crush, how great the sex was, how he abused her, how crushed she is when the other guys cheated on her and then dumbed her for the less attractive girl... 

His response to all that is trying to make her see how different he is, and how good he 'd treat her but to no avail. Maybe he should grab a pair and see that the girl is just attracted to assholes. And how you can attract her? That's a secret... He still can't figure it or he just says "I don't want to be an asshole to get her, I want her to love me for who I am". Don't lose hope though. When no other man will be attracted to her and when she ll be vulnerable he ll probably do what all women do. Go for the safe guy that she knows can't hurt her.

Hey if you don't mind being the last choice of a girl who am I to burst your bubble?

THE PROVIDER/I MISS YOU GUY:

This guy is more or less like the last one but he has a great addition for the girl he is after. Money, gifts and probably a car. So this guy is in relationship mode thinking he ll buy the girl's attention with all the gifts he gives her and with his expensive dinners, taking her for vacations (where she probably hooks up with a random guy leaving him alone for the rest of the days).

My advice? Would you give all these to a random stranger or a guy? Why would you do this with a girl? In this life like everything else thing/favors//etc are earned. Stop wasting your money and energy. As they say what's the difference between a prostitute and your "girlfriend"? Your girlfriend is more expensive. So imagine if she isn't your girlfriend...

This guy also has another side to him. Since he is already in relationship mode he 'll call the girl or send sms/texts etc in the middle of the night and tell her "I miss you". And he waits for her to respond but she probably is having sex at that time so she never does... 

THE FACEBOOK GUY:

If you use facebook you surely know this guy. He knows everything about all the girls he has on his friend list. When they talk about something he thinks to himself "I already know that, I read it on your facebook". He has many pictures of the girls in folders and he posts in all of the girls the same thing: "WOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! YOU ARE AN ANGEL!", and so on. He 'll even steal the girl's password to "protect" her from her boyfriend, other guys that like her, her bitchy friends etc. He will also message all the girls he knows with the same thing till someone answers him. He is the guy that when he meets you in real life won't ask your number but your facebook. Stay away.

Our advice, get a life and a therapist. You will never get laid.

Why facebook sucks (part 3)

This is the dating part of the chain, so here goes:

• I know some people (me included) that could actually get dates from facebook. But guess what? Most people can't. First off attraction happens because of some factors like: mystery, social proof, achievements, living life to the fullest, a sense of style and so on. Now if you have in your profiles pictures like the ones previously mentioned and the last time you hugged a woman, was your sister or cousin, then no matter what woman you ll talk to, she 'll be in her mind "out of your league". Especially when you have some of the qualities I mentioned before, talking to her for hours on facebook (if you are lucky and she doesn't ignore you because of the other 15 messages she gets from horny men like yourself) won't accomplish anything. Wanna meet her? Move from facebook to msn, she doesn't have msn? get her number, and again don't spend too much time talking to her. Some girls won't meet you no matter what. Just move to the next, don't waste time just because she is "special". She isn't. Talking to her for a year won't make her wake up one day and say "wow I am so attracted to this guy". She ll probably use you to let some steam, because the guy she met doesn't return her calls or even worse because she is so in love with a guy that you are probably better than him. (I 'll make another blog about this if people are interested. So leave comments so I know).
• You meet a girl out and you hit it off. You like each other and when the crucial time, of you asking her phone number comes, what do you do? "Hey give me your facebook!". Nice one dumb ass. You just made the whole interaction go backwards! So, you ask her to add you on facebook, where other 1000 men are in (probably more if she is hot) and you think you 'll make a difference. First off if your profile doesn't have the above qualities you just shoot yourself in the leg. "He was interesting when we talked, but from what I see in his fb profile all he does is go to football games and play Xbox with his friends" that's what she 'll say to her girlfriends about you. Also where is the mystery of her meeting you and knowing you, when she can just see your facebook and know all there is to know. Next time get her friggin number and meet up another time. Don't be a dumb ass!
• If you are a lady's man you probably had this scenario happen to you: "I saw your profile and you have so many pictures with women... are you a player?" or what I mentioned in a previous part, you meet 2 women on different dates for the first time and both ask you out in the same day after this. So you tell the least attractive one that you can't make it because "_enter excuse here_" and you end up going out with the other one. And then when you are sleeping, assuming you didn't end up in her or your place, she leaves a wall message saying that she had a great time with you TONIGHT. You can imagine the rest... Especially if other random girls end up in the hate convo. (I have to say if you want a better social network Google+ offers circles to put your friends in which don't let them interact with each other if you don't want em to.)
• This girl with her tits out and the one that asks "who wants a blow job or sex" is a guy in a woman's profile. Just delete and block. If you ever met a woman before in your life no one offers free blow jobs. And even the ones that do there are strings attached... in this case probably balls attached.
• If you are into a relationship, all someone needs to do to break you up or make you have a huge fight with your gf is leave a message like this: "I know you told me you ll break up with your gf but after yesterday's sex I am feeling like I fall for you... 5 times! this can't be anything else that love... Btw I wore today that swarovski necklace you got me... I still think it's too expensive for first gift... But thank you xoxo". Need I say more?
• Finally, I might be a bit off here but I think Facebook drops your IQ. Or at least as someone said "It's better to not talk and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove any doubt". There is no other explanation for these: (taken from failbook.org)

Out of topic but I could't resist!

-=End of facebook rant=-

(for now...)